The Top 15 New Names for the Mir Space Station

15. The AMC Spacer
14. Uncle Boris's Last Chance Galactic Truck Stop & Fireworks Stand
13. I-Can't-Believe-It's-A-Space-Station
12. Skylab for Dummies
11. Emergency Vodka Storage Unit #6
10. Absolut NightMir
9. The New, Improved People's Deathtrap 2000 ("Now with leaks!")
8. Space Toast Coast-to-Coast
7. The S.S. Minnowsky
6. The Black Cat, Walking Under a Ladder, Broken Mirror, Spilled Salt, Friday the 13th Space Module
5. Kaputnik
4. Cattlecar Galactica
3. Spacey Spice
2. The Amazing Orbiting Barge O' Death

1. Deepshit Nine