||He who dies with the most toys, wins.
||He who plays with the most toys, wins.
||He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.
||He who denies himself the most toys,
||They were our toys first.
||No, they were OURS first.
||He who dies playing with the
biggest toys, wins.
||There is no toy maker.
||There are many toy makers.
||The toys made themselves.
|Church of Christ, Scientist
||We are the toys.
||Everyone gets the same number of toys, and
you go straight to the opposite of heaven if we catch
you selling yours.
||All toys are just fine with us.
||Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
||The doll is as important as the dumptruck.
||Every boy may have as many toys as he
||Let me borrow that doll for a second...
||Hang the rule book! Let's play!
|7th Day Adventist
||He who plays with his toys on
|Church of Christ
||He whose toys make music, loses.
||Once played always played.
||He who "places" the most toys
||He whose toys can talk, wins.
||Toys are a figment of your
||Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no
||We don't care where the toys
came from, let's just play