The Bird
Things you can say at Thanksgiving and get away with:
- Aren't you full yet?
- Can I help stuff the bird?
- How do you get all of that in your mouth?
- You know, the more you whip it, the better it'll be.
- Who wants more?
- I sure could use a nap after that.
- Bet it'll taste just as good tomorrow.
- Did you do this by hand... or from a box?
- That's some tasty gravy!
- Well, I'm pretty thankful, I guess.
- Aren't cranberries supposed to be good for that?
- Don't leave it in too long, it'll get all mushy.
- Is it in yet?
- Talk about a huge breast!
- Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
- It's Cool Whip time!
- If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
- Whew, that's one terrific spread!
- I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
- Are you ready for seconds yet?
- It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
- Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
- Don't play with your meat.
- Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
- Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
- I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
- You still have a little bit on your chin.
- How long will it take after you stick it in?
- You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
- Wow,I didn't think I could handle all of that!
- That's the biggest one I've seen!
- How long do I beat it before it's ready?