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Mathematical proof - Girls Are Evil

Girls require time and money. Girls = Time × Money
Time is money. Time = Money
Therefore: Girls = Money × Money = (Money)2
Money is the root of all evil Money = √Evil
Therefore: Girls = (√Evil)2
And we are forced to conclude that: Girls = Evil

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