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Girls require time and money. | Girls = Time × Money |
Time is money. | Time = Money |
Therefore: | Girls = Money × Money = (Money)2 |
Money is the root of all evil | Money = √Evil |
Therefore: | Girls = (√Evil)2 |
And we are forced to conclude that: | Girls = Evil |