Capitalism |
He who dies with the most toys, wins.
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Hari Krishna |
He who plays with the most toys, wins.
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Judaism |
He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.
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Catholicism |
He who denies himself the most toys,
wins.
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Anglican |
They were our toys first.
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Greek Orthodox |
No, they were OURS first.
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Branch Davidians |
He who dies playing with the
biggest toys, wins.
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Atheism |
There is no toy maker.
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Polytheism |
There are many toy makers.
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Evolutionism |
The toys made themselves.
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Church of Christ, Scientist |
We are the toys.
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Communism |
Everyone gets the same number of toys, and
you go straight to the opposite of heaven if we catch
you selling yours.
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Baha'i |
All toys are just fine with us.
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Amish |
Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
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Taoism |
The doll is as important as the dumptruck.
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Mormonism |
Every boy may have as many toys as he
wants.
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Voodoo |
Let me borrow that doll for a second...
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Hedonisim |
Hang the rule book! Let's play!
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7th Day Adventist |
He who plays with his toys on
Saturday, loses.
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Church of Christ |
He whose toys make music, loses.
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Baptist |
Once played always played.
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Jehovah's Witnesses |
He who "places" the most toys
door-to-door, wins.
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Pentecostalism |
He whose toys can talk, wins.
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Existentialism |
Toys are a figment of your
imagination.
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Confucianism |
Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no
longer dry.
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Non-denominationalism |
We don't care where the toys
came from, let's just play
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