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Capitalism He who dies with the most toys, wins.
Hari Krishna He who plays with the most toys, wins.
Judaism He who buys toys at the lowest price, wins.
Catholicism He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Anglican They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox No, they were OURS first.
Branch Davidians He who dies playing with the biggest toys, wins.
Atheism There is no toy maker.
Polytheism There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism The toys made themselves.
Church of Christ, Scientist We are the toys.
Communism Everyone gets the same number of toys, and you go straight to the opposite of heaven if we catch you selling yours.
Baha'i All toys are just fine with us.
Amish Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
Taoism The doll is as important as the dumptruck.
Mormonism Every boy may have as many toys as he wants.
Voodoo Let me borrow that doll for a second...
Hedonisim Hang the rule book! Let's play!
7th Day Adventist He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Church of Christ He whose toys make music, loses.
Baptist Once played always played.
Jehovah's Witnesses He who "places" the most toys door-to-door, wins.
Pentecostalism He whose toys can talk, wins.
Existentialism Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Confucianism Once a toy is dipped in water, it is no longer dry.
Non-denominationalism We don't care where the toys came from, let's just play

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